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In Upcoming weeks DSuspendA will try to raise his head
UP from DCanvaS and give you an UPlifting view
of some UP coming Sites that you might be UP to visiting yourself.
We are UPSing our coveted
"GOLDEN SUSPENDA AWARD"
as a simple token of appreciation to them for an UPtime.
(I seem to have gotten caught UP in a rut in a coUPle of places here).
Cesg's Home
http://www.geocities.com/wellesley/3096
The first stop for this roving ReportA wuz
Cesg's Home where I wuz greeted by a charming Wombat
who asked me to go to DVoting booth and vote for him.
(I told him I just don't vote for any Wombat I meet
before I find out more about him).
Before I continued on my journey of discovery,
I paused awhile for some gambling on an Australian Slot Machine
located just below my new, hairy Wombat friend.
(Everytime I pulled the slot I came UP with 5 Kangaroos
and I'm not usually this lucky so I may have lingered to long.
This is the reason for the lateness of this week's reviews.)
Filled with the Spirit of a Winner I visited her Spirit Page
which is loaded with Spirit Sticks, an army of Wombats
and cheer lyrics that had me singing along in my UPper range.
(Off key as usual...which nobody seemed to mind).
I entered her home, tripping UP on some left over, unopened
Christmas Gifs.
Her Cat "EM", clutching at a security blanket, laughed at me
with a Cat that ate the Canary, Cheshire type grin and
proceeded reciting a "List of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats.
(Laughing at tripping a SuspendA wuz not on the list but
the first one about throwing UP would certainly have saved
me numerous embarrassing moments in my travels).
Next, I wuz told a Fish Story from her UPstart college days
about a story she wuz asked to write and a professor's
request for her to sUPply a revised story concept with a view
on an issue that she did not sUPport.
There wuz a fish in a bowl swimming UP and back as I listened.
You'll find a "Guest Room" where her Dad wuz staying;
an Addition of "Rings and Things" filled with Awards
and Rings that she is a part of.
(I hope that The Golden SuspendA Award doesn't get rings,
in the Addition. It would be embarrassing).
I also spent some time in her Den, hearing about her,
her job and her decision to become a "ContendA".
Before I left I lifted UP "Em's" blanket and discovered
she wuz hiding an empty goldfish bowl.
(Maybe she needs some "Etiquette Lessons" in goldfish bowl hiding).
For a Purr-fectly Deliteful visit go see
Cesg's Home
http://www.geocities.com/wellesley/3096
Kel's Place
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/park/1452/
I went UP for a return visit to Kel's Place
now in an UPper eschelon fight in the Dman's Dome.
The first thing that greeted me UP in this heavenly, angelic place
wuz the music. They were playing a "Canon in D"
(D what? I know Dman, Dmaestro, DSpirit, but just D?)
It seems like only a few weeks ago I wuz in another angelic place.
(Is somebody UP there trying to tell this sinner something?)
I took a peek into finding all about Kel
She lives UP in Edmonton, Alberta in Canada,
has a dog named Libby and a cat named Samantha.
(I wonder if Samantha and "Em" have the same taste in Goldfish?).
She likes the Net, reading, writing, watching TV, music, acting,
singing and a lot more, too numerous to mention here.
Her place has a menu loaded UP with goodies for anyones taste.
You can get HTML help (Which I did)- have a Java chat -
Listen to a list of music that reads like an Angel's Top 40 -
write your own "Ed Story" and post it - read a poem of the week -
learn about unicorns - or get her book review of the week.
(Maybe she'll review my column, someday.)
Kel is one multitalented angel and deserves your visit.
Like her golden harp, this site sizes UP as four Plucks and a glissando.
Dark Wing's Domain
http://members.tripod.com/~DaRk_WiNg_2/index.html
Coming down from Cloud Nine I landed rightside UP in
"Darkwing's Domain".
and had to explain what I wuz doing here to a mixed UP
Tazmanian Devil guard and his big, gray backUP before I could move on.
(They obviously don't get too many visitors wearing Red SuspendAs).
Then I had to recite "The Pledge of Allegiance"
to this cat on a motorcycle
(Oh!No! First DC's, Now Cats!
Dr. Kronk's Site I need you again!)
(Please see "SuspendA'd Sentences" - 7/6/97 "Nightmare on Web Street...)
before I could get to the "Cool" stuff like
"Quotes" from a wide assortment of UPstanding sources like
Abe Lincoln, Einstein, Aristotle, Claude Pepper, many others
and a whole lot by some guy named "Unknown"....
(I see his work mentioned whenever I'm UP at the Library.)
or "Jokes"....including one about a Duck in a bar that had me
chuckling so hard that my SuspendA fell off, my pants fell
and everyone UP at the bar, including the Duck laughed themselves silly.
Red Faced and embarrassed, holding my pants UP, I beat a hasty retreat.
Go to "Darkwing's Domain"
"A good Time will Be Had By all"
(You can "Quote" me!...and that's no "Joke")
Time for me to "Duck" out and rest UP for next time!
Riddles - the answers to which involve a play on words, a pun or anything that puzzles.
DSuspendA's my name and ContendA ConunDrum's my Game!!
If you're up to playing just click
DSuspendA for puzzling good time!
You might be stumped by DChump (oops!) DChamp!
Here's a clue (AHA!!! and you thought we were clueless!)
take yourself back UP to the top
read carefully and you'll be UP to it! Count on it!!
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There's lots to see and do.
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