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(Life plays strange tricks on some of us as we twist and turn down its path.
All too often we find ourselves holding the short end of the stick.
Unfortunately for me and Duncle, I wuz handed the short stick
or Golf Club by DC on the last hole of the 'BIG' match 2 weeks ago
and the results are now an integral part of Site Fights History).
[Please see 7/12/98 "Duncle and SuspendA stooped to conquer...."]
I returned home with GlendA and the kids after the disaster
of being edged out by Dman and Nick in front of all those people.
The trip home in DSuspendAmobile wuz so quiet that the only
noise wuz the groaning and creaking of the ancient cars motor.
I kept staring at DC's short club and vowed that I would log on
to Dr. Kronk's Site and have another group chatroom therapy session.
I told GlendA and the kids that I wuz going into the den
and didn't want to be disturbed for a month or so.
After about a half an hour GlendA came in and sat down next to me and said,
"Perk up, you guys did extremely well in coming that close.
Dman plays the course almost every day and Nick probably
wrote a complex program for the ball to go in the hole in
at least par or better."
"Why don't you go out and get us a couple of movies to watch
to get your mind on something more plaesant"., she continued.
I went down to the local LackLuster Video Rental store
and discovered they were running a special that weekend.
If you rented ten movies you got a bag of 'Re-Popped Popcorn' FREE!!
I brought home ten Hollywood classic films,
repopped the Repopped popcorn which we ate in one sitting while we watched all 10.
They were terrific and GlendA and the kids went up to bed
while I tidied up the den and began to put the videos back in their covers.
AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
It turned out that this Lackluster Video Store has their own system
of labeling to identify the movies. One that I'd never seen before.
I stared at the labels which looked like what you see below and scratched my head.
I wuz totally confused as to which one went in which case.
The videos themselves had the name of a star of the film (See second list!).
Until I can figure out which video move goes in which case
I can't return them to the store. The fines are mounting.
I must get back into Training for the return match that me and Duncle
are going to have with Dman and Nick in DSite Fiights DCathalon.
I need your help. Please connect the movie list - Numbers 1 to 10
with the list of the stars - Numbered A to J
I will forever be in your debt and can once again hold my head up high.
The movie list on the case wuz as follows:
The Stars listed on the video labels were as follows:
A. EMIL JANNINGS
B. TIPI HENDRON
C. MOIRA SHEARER
D. SGT. PEPPER
E. GRACE KELLY
F. INGRID BERGMAN
G. TOM DRAKE
H. GLEN FORD
I. GERT FROEBE
J. LEE VAN CLEEF
Correct answers to this current Conundrum will earn you a Golden SuspendA.
As a TIE BREAKER name another well known actor or actress who starred in the film.
Hints are available by request!!!
As a special BONUS for anyone solving the Conundrums
DSuspendA will award the winners
$100.00 RAM CACHE
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Tell us the NAME of the Site; THE URL; and which Arena it's in.
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