from
The ContendA who wears one red SuspendA
"THEY MOVED AGAIN
& FORGOT TO TELL YOU WHERE?!!
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Being part of The Site Fights this past year and a half
has been filled with one moving experience after another.
As a combatant entering the Warzone in those early days
I vividly remember my ex-manager, Tony Tookadive, saying to me,
"SuspendA, in order for you to win this thing you gotta be different...
You gotta get your fans and all those other fight afficianados who come here
to get involved - Get them up outta their seats - off their cans -
out into the aisles and make them part of you!
Move them and you'll move up to the championship!!!"
He got very animated, waved his arms and continued,
"When you Zig - They Zig!
When you Zag - They Zag!
When you Prance - They Prance!
When you Dance - They Dance!"
(I tried it and had everyone Zigging, Zagging, Prancing and Dancing.
It spawned the first electronic "MacArena Dance Craze",
unfortunately not a Championship.
The real Champion and Birthday celebrant turned out to be Lady Char.)
Exchanging my boxing gloves, shorts and dancing shoes for a typewriter
and career as a journalist for The Rumble Review, I remember how
I wuz emotionally moved that first day I entered "DHome Dome Building".
[Please see 3/8/97 "Working Nine to Five - Day One"].
My office, located way down the hallway on the first floor,
wuz originally occupied by someone named "BROOMS".
It wuz cluttered with mops, brooms, cleaning fluids and the like.
The cleaning crew in their haste to make it ready for me
must have forgotten to take all their cleaning tools with them.
(Speaking of DHome Dome Building, if you remember my plight
and discovery that the architects who designed the building
neglected to provide adequate bathroom facility here.
[Please see 3/8/98 "Working Nine to Five... Day Continues"].
An article in the NY Times on Thgursday, April 2,1998 by James Sterngold
entitled "Avalanche Flusters Museum on a Hill"
(Sub Head)
Unexpected Crowds Encounter Long Lines at Restrooms"
Seems maybe the same architects designed and planned the New Getty Museum.
Could be?)
When DStadium wuz built on top of DHome Dome Building
I had another 'Upwardly Mobile' moving experience.
My new office wuz located way up at the top in The Press Box Area.
(I don't want to say it wuz very high up but I wuz handed the key,
an Alpine Mountain climbers kit and an oxygen mask.
I accomplished very little work in the office because I had to keep
getting up every few minutes to open the front and rear doors.
DSpirit, DFairies, DAngels, DCaps Eagles and DCherub's
takeoff and landing path went right through the office.)
Then, only a few weeks ago I wuz moved to March Madness
when DStadium vanished in a puff of smoke
and I wuz left hanging out on a limb.
This caused me to have a recurrance of my DC hangup
and required a meeting at Dr. Kronk's Site.
[Please see 3/17/98 "Beware D'Ides of March... "].
All this leads to an explanation of why I missed the last 2 weeks deadlines.
MOVING ONCE MORE!!!
DNick sent me a warning message that we were going to move again.
This panicked me so I frantically raced into the office to pack.
Unfortunately I forgot that only the week before, as a security measure
I installed a super a-one Lock on the office door.
I wanted to be sure that no one would know the password that
so when I entered it I made sure I wuzn't looking.
Now I desperately tried every combination I thought it might possibly be
unfortunately I wuz so good at picking a secret code name that I wuz stumped.
I explained this latest embarrassing situation to DNick
who is a beige belt in the Hai Gatchu discipline of Conundrum Solving.
In no time flat he said to me "SuspendA....try typing in 'SuspendA!'"
(The man is a genius. That wuz one I never thought of...Wallah! It worked
THANKS TO DNICK rescuing me in DNick of time
I am in my office putting the finishing touches on this column).
This week there's a brand New Conundrum for you to solve!
We have received a number of correct answers to the current Conundrum
(list of them is posted on new Conundrum page)
and will be sending out Golden SuspendA's and RAM CACHE!!! prizes to the winners.
Go over and try your luck with the "Whacky Wordies!
Riddles - the answers to which involve a play on words, a pun or anything that puzzles.
DSuspendA's my name and ContendA ConunDrum's my Game!!
If you're up to playing just click
DSuspendA for this week's puzzling good time!
You might be stumped by DChump (oops!) DChamp!
DSuspendA has a new "Wacky Wordie for you this week.
Hints are available by request!!!
As a special BONUS for anyone solving the Conundrums
DSuspendA will award the winners
$100.00 RAM CACHE
Can anyone out there suggest some Sites for the SuspendA's to visit?
Does your Site qualify for receiving "THE GOLDEN SUSPENDA"?
Tell us the NAME of the Site; THE URL; and which Arena it's in.
We promise to write about you giving a snappy SuspendA review
(time permitting) which may or may not translate into more votes.
Send your nominee to
DSuspendA, please.
DSpirit's Rumble Review for The lighter side of the Site Fights
bringing the many sides of
the Site Fights and it's fighters to lite!
Cruise the rest of the Site Fights rings also.
There's lots to see and do.
Please mail your feedback to DSuspendA at
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