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sees the Sites and D'family Right before Xmas.
Dman Ties up loose ends of Ribbon Problem -
New Technical Ribbon Problem Arises
Sending SuspendA back to School!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL..
AND TO ALL GOOD FUN AT THE FIGHTS!
[PART FIVE OF (Maybe the last forever..unless..?????]
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[Editors note: "A Visit from St. Nicholas", written by Clement Clarke Moore
was first published in 1823 and has become a classic Christmas story. It is with
humble apologies that DSuspendA presents this version for your enjoyment.]
wuz the fights before Xmas,
when all through the Dome Not a column wuz brewing,
(So I wrote me this pome!)
D'roster's were posted by D'leaders with care,
In hopes that D'Surfers soon would be there;
D'Family wuz ready to count all D'Votes,
(while visions of Site Fighters ran through my notes).
D'Momma in her brown bag, D'Champ in his cap,
(Perhaps I'd do better taking a nap).
Then the gong in my room went off with a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to check out D'Matter.
I turned to my window, quick as a flash,
Caught my SuspendA and fell in the trash.
A broom on the floor dealt an unkindly blow,
and a bump on my noggin started to grow,
When, what to my groggy eyes should appear,
but a miniscule ring, and 8 tiny DC'S!
(ARGGH!! The same old nightmare? A sinister plan?)
NO! I saw in a moment it wuz only Dman.
Then Fairies and Spirits entered the games,
they sprinkled and dusted, and called out team names....
"RAY, D'Caps! RAH, Dragons! GO, Pharaohs and Knights of D'Ring!
GO, Wombats! GO, Warlords! NOW, D'Fenders, WOW, Firefighters ZING!
Fantasy Fighters, Cherubs and Angels fly up to the sky!
GO, D'ContendA's, Ringmasters and Gladiators - give it a try!
Time to chat with D'Papa! So give him a call!
Surf all day! Surf all day! Havin' a ball!"
So out to the hallway D'ContendA he ran,
Slid on a golf ball...BAM!!! Flat on my can!
Looking up I saw D'Jim, D'Jac...Deputies, too,
D'Spirit reported it in D'RUMBLE REVIEW!
As I held out my hand, and wuz turning all red,
Down the hallway Dman came - (I WISHED I WUZ DEAD!)
He wuz dressed all in plaid, From his head to his toes,
You could read Miniature Golf - Just by his clothes.
A bagful of clubs he had on his back,
The look that he gave me said, -"SUSPENDA'S A QUACK!"
His eyes - now were wrinkled! His lips - how they frowned,
He looked at my pose as I lay on the ground.
His mind it wuz racing, With what should he do?
(I think I wuz turning all black and all blue!)
The stump of a tee he placed tween my teeth, (NO JOKE!)
Next came the ball, Followed by a swing and a stroke.
He has a round face and a bit of a tummy,
That shook and I laughed (O BOY! I'M A DUMMY)
The ball it wuz driven, And Dman shouted "FORE!! "
(I really wuz tired and started to snore!)
He opened my eyes and twisted my head,
Spoke to me now, "GO HOME.. GO TO BED!"
He opened his bag, to get out a gift,
filled all the stockings;
Then gave me a lift,
Once more from the bag... a gift I wuz given,
I opened it up, A TYPEWRITER RIBBON!!!
SO, FROM GLENDA, THE KIDS, AND ME D'SUSPENDA,
A HOLIDAY WISH TO EVERY CONTENDA
TO ALL OF D'FAMILY, TO ALL AT YOUR SITES,
"HAPPY XMAS TO ALL,
AND TO ALL... MORE GOOD (FUN) FIGHTS!"
DSuspendA who wears one Red SuspendA
For more Holiday Cheer please visit our other exciting holiday sites at
THE SITE FIGHTS HOLIDAY LAND
http:www.thesitefights.com/cardir/holiday
Back in my office, I opened Dman's most appreciated gift -
the ribbon replacement for my 1931 Classic Underwood typewriter.
Now, at last I would be able to continue my budding journalistic career!
And finally, at long last, reveal my plan to Dman and DFamily!
....Unfortunately the ribbon installation is so complex that I will need to attend
"Al's 1931 Classic Underwood Ribbon Replacement School for All-Thumbs Dummies".
It is a course that will last until the 1st week of next year
and has a very limited enrollment (Namely only me).
So DSuspendA is SuspenDing new SuspendAd Sentences until January 4, 1998.
He will try to review some sites during Al's class breaks -
so does your Site qualify for receiving "THE GOLDEN SUSPENDA"?
Tell us the NAME of the Site; THE URL; and which Arena it's in.
We promise to write about you giving a snappy SuspendA review
(time permitting) which may or may not translate into more votes.
Remember SuspendA'd Sentences and DSuspendA go to bed early every Sunday.
Entries received after Sunday won't appear til the following week.
Send your nominee to
DSuspendA, please.
JANUARY 4,1998
MERRY HOLIDAYS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
DSpirit's Rumble Review for The lighter side of the Site Fights
bringing the many sides of
the Site Fights and it's fighters to lite!
Cruise the rest of the Site Fights rings also.
There's lots to see and do.
Please mail your feedback to DSuspendA at
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and come back often.
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