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A Reporters Best Friend Lets Him Down and
DSuspendA's Fate Hangs at the End of His Ribbon!!!
[PART THREE OF (Maybe the last forever..unless..?????]
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[Editors note: The classic Underwood typewriter was a fixture in business and
newspaper offices for generations. It was first manufactured in 1896
and was made until 1931 when it was discontinued. They all looked alike.]
SITE REVIEWS CONTINUED FROM LAST TIME!
Kat's Keep
http://www.geocities.com/~katskeep/
After a brief Katnap and some Katnip for a kwick pick-me-up
I took the first available kayak for a trip to Kat's Keep where
I enkountered a kollossul kastle in a klearing upon entering.
I went down the path towards the kastle, over the Viaduct
(VY A DUCK?..Sounds like the start of an old Marx Bros.routine to me).
down to a WELKOME signpost guarded by a Kat and 2 butterflies.
Katrina welkomed me and said I wuz free to roam the Kastle
but to please leave things as I found them.
(Hey!! I kan keep my kotten pickein hands off them if I try.)
I entered by way of the front hall where I wuz handed a juicy red applet
and listened to "3 times a lady", which I now kan't stop humming,
read a Poem in Honour of Remembrance Day and had to make a decision
as to which of two Treasure Hunts I wanted to try.
I discovered that Katrina wuz part of a new web ring
"YAWD" (Young Artists and Web Designers), all 16 to 18 yrs. old.
(I think I'll alert SpencA to this worthwhile sounding group).
I took a kwick visit to the "Sunset Stage Midi Files",
Mistikal Graphiks and Katrina's Holiday rooms where I wuz treated to
kontemporary examples of Katraina's kolorful designs which inkluded
Mice buttons, Krayons, Kows, Kanada, Kids graphiks
and much more, all for the taking.
Kat's Holidays kontained Kristmas, Halloween and Valentine's Day dekor.
All in all I wuz Kwite Kontent with my visit to Kat's Keep.
I kan't kontain myself from rekommending you to visit it also.
(Kan someone rekommend a doktor who kan kure this KKKK problem?)
Lora's Worlds Of Fascination
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/2561/
I wuz curious, intrigued and fascinated so I took a Tour bus to
"Lora's Worlds of Fascination" where she told me I would find
A Gathering of Eclectic Interests from A to Z & everything inbetween.
(After last weeks inspirational zap about Edison's invention of Movies
I figured I could add to my knowledge by learning about Electricity now).
[Please see
11/09/97 "Hey, Look what I invented..."]
Floating weightless in her lovely starfield I encountered a multiplicity of options.
The boaard, chock full of a list of her favorite things included things like
"What's Cooking", a compilation of recipes from around the world.
A tablehopping kangaroo accompanied her favorite Australian recipe.
If you are a gourmet or gourmand you'll appease your appetite here.
I donned my Red SuspendA'd ScubA gear and swam the grand tour of
Aquariums around the world in places like Japan, Canada, Bermuda
and lots more, encountering fascinating fishies everywhere I went.
Next, I got into a frenzy over flower gardens, tiptoeing thru the tulips
in a beautiful bevy of florally arranged landscapes.
Some were located locally in Georgia, where she wuz born
while others were in England and all around the world.
I wuz welcomed to the jungle; spent time in some delightful amusement parks;
visited some of her Geocities neighbors; set a warp drive trip to Star Trek;
laughed and cried and just had the most fascinatingly good time.
For a place that's loaded with enjoyable "stuff"
take the guided tour of "Lora's Worlds of Fascination"
Now, with my reviews safely typed on my 1931 Classic Underwood
I could finally get around to revealing my ingenius idea for The Site Fights.
Memo To Dman and Dfamily:
My idea for a revamping and total web overhaul is
ARRGGGHH!!! HELP!!!!
DRibbon on my 1931 Classic has reached its end!!!
Does anyone know where DSuspendA can get a replacement ribbon
I apologize for this embarrassing situation,
but I don't know how to type on any other typwewriter
and until I can locate a replacement I am unable to continue.
??????????????????????????????????
HAS DSUSPENDA FINALLY REACHED THE END OF HIS RIBBON?
CAN DMAN FIND A REPLACEMENT IN THE NICK OF TIME?
WILL THIS LOSS GIVE US ALL SOMETHING
TO BE THANKFUL FOR NEXT WEEK?
WILL THESE ENDLESS QUESTIONS EVER END?
WHAT IS THIS PLAN DSUSPENDA HAS UP HIS SLEEVE?
WATCH FOR THE NEXT? PART OF THIS CONTINUING SAGA
Can anyone out there suggest some Sites for DSuspendA to visit?
Does your Site qualify for receiving "THE GOLDEN SUSPENDA"?
Tell us the NAME of the Site; THE URL; and which Arena it's in.
We promise to write about you giving a snappy SuspendA review
(time permitting) which may or may not translate into more votes.
Remember SuspendA'd Sentences goes to bed by Sunday.
Entries received after Sunday won't appear til the following week.
Send your nominee to
DSuspendA, please.
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