from
The ContendA who wears one red SuspendA
".....IN THIS CORNER....
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BACK FROM HIS VACATION TOUR...
WEARING ONE RED SUSPENDA...."
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9/21/97
"BONG-G-G-G-G-G!!!!
It is now 'round 6am!
All fighters up and out of their corner
of the bed by the count of ten or......."
I sat upright, shooting up from my prone position by the count of 5
as the alarm bell message on the souvenier boxer's clock droned on
with it's echoing, stadium type reverberating warning.
I jabbed and punched at it until it fell over and wuz silent.
(Fortunately, I had not lost my old one - two - touch.)
"OK, SuspendA.....vacation's over.
Time to get back to the grind",
I told myself as I thought about rolling over and going back to sleep.
Showered, dressed and with my Rambo lunchbox in hand,
I kissed GlendA and the kids and raced out the door
to return to my office at the Site Fights and my career as a journalist.
A sense of a wanderer returning filled me as I entered DHome Dome Building.
I feinted once or twice and aimed a haymaker at the timeclock right above my name slot....
Unfortunately the machine wuz a quick learner and it blocked my punch
and countered with a body blow that knocked some wind out of me.
(I'll beat that timeclock to the puch one of these days).
Next,I weighed in, twenty pounds heavier in spite of going to the new Training Center
[Please see
9/21/97 "EXTRA!!!SUSPENDA'D SENTENCES THIRTY!!!!!" ]
and said hello to DLila at the front desk. She said, "Welcome back, SuspendA.
Some big changes have been made here at the Fights.
Your office is not where it wuz when you went away.
You're now located up in the PRESS BOX area of the
redesigned stadium.
Don't get lost when you head over there.
Our search and rescue engineers are overworked trying to locate wandering surfers.
Also Dman heard about your displeasure over not having any windows in your office
and has remedied that.",she concluded, pointing the way to the ramp entrance.
I headed up the ramp, greeting members of DFamily as I went.
I almost tripped over some errant golf balls rolling down the ramp
(Nice to see Dman still finds time in his expanding busy schedule to play a round or two)
The PU System blared "Hey, everyone, lets hear a big welcome back for DSuspendA!"
[Please see
6/22/97 "ATTENTION SITE FIGHT SURFERS!!!!!" ]
My face matched the color of my SuspendA as I blushed.
Shortly after passing a sign announcing an elevation of 2000 feet above sea level,
I arrived at the office, danced around, patting my hands together,
shadow boxing,
doing all the nervous things a ContendA does while waiting for
a fight to begin.
The bell sounded and all around the Site Fights Stadium doors swung open
allowing DFamily members access to their offices so they could begin working (or avoiding it)
[Please see
3/16/97 "WORKING NINE TO FIVE...." ]
The door shut behind me as I quickly raced over to light the torches
on the wall, souvenirs from my visit to Lady Char's team some months back.
[Please see
3/20/97 "...A 3 MINUTE TOUR OF THE FIGHTS." ]
The soft, flickering glow soon filled the small dark
cubicle.
I looked around the crowded space, re-familiarizing myself
with all the dusty storage material on the shelves, floor, corners and nooks and crannys.
My eyes finally came to rest at my desk,which wuz overflowing with
an assortment of Windy City Pneumatic Tube Inter-Office Messages
[Please see
5/18/97 "SITE FIGHT SLEEPS BEGINS.." ]
(It looked like the whole office wuz somehow electronically transported from its old space
to this new stratospheric setting, dustparticle by dustparticle.
Dman spares no expense in making DFamily members comfortable).
On top of the pile wuz a Yellow Site Fights T-Shirt which wuz a gift from Dman.
I put it on and except for the built in bulge in the middle it fit me perfectly.
I must remember to thank him for it when I get the chance.
I looked up and sure enough, behind the desk wuz a large window
with a magnificent view of the countryside in the distance behind the stadium.
It had cows, gentle rolling hills, sloping into a lush deep valley.
The sun wuz glowing radiantly from an opening between two large hills. It wuz beautiful!
I went closer to open it and let in some of that clean fresh air.
ARGHHHHHHH!!!!! It wuz only painted on the wall!!!
It wuz a poster from an advertising banner selling pasta or something like that.
Another example of the crass commercialism invading the web
not only selling banner space but now office wall space as well!!!
I sat down and opened my 1931 Classic Underwood typewriter,
cracked my knuckles and wuz ready to begin. I looked at my Joe Palooka wrist watch
and realized I'd better work fast because this round wuz almost over.
As I raised my fingers to begin I thought about how good it is to be back!!!
Can anyone out there suggest some Sites for the SuspendA's to visit?
Apologies to those who submitted sites while I wuz away.
If you're still in the fights and want me to review you PLEASE RESUBMIT!!
Does your Site qualify for receiving "THE GOLDEN SUSPENDA"?
Tell us the NAME of the Site; THE URL; and which Arena it's in.
We promise to write about you giving a snappy SuspendA review
(time permitting) which may or may not translate into more votes.
Send your nominee to
DSuspendA, please.
DSpirit's Rumble Review for The lighter side of the Site Fights
and DMaestro's "The Knockout" and "The Quest"
brings the many sides of
the Site Fights and it's fighters to lite!
Cruise the rest of the Site Fights rings also.
There's lots to see and do.
Please mail your feedback to DSuspendA at
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and come back often.
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