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IT'S IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER
The Winner of the 2nd
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Last week, being Labor Day Weekend, we decided to
get in the SuspendAmobile and just have a fun time.
No Site Fights, no work, only relaxation and enjoyment.
Our first stop wuz recommended to me by Benny (Boom-Boom) Boboli,
an ex-fighter that I befriended in my early satellite boxing days.
I bumped into Benny at a plastic mouthpiece convention last month
when I wuz invited to make the opening keynote address by the sponsors.
The overwhelming audience reaction to my speech wuz unbelievable.
People were shouting and stomping their feet as I delivered the
rousing message prepared for me by the Mouthpiece Association.
Shouts of " What'd he say?", "Take the marbles out of your mouth!",
"We can't understand you - speak more clearly...", "Throw Da bum Out!"
and numerous other expletives which decency prevents me from printing
greeted every word of the speech as I blithely continued,
oblivious to the cacaphony of noise rising from the audience.
Another embarassing foray into the public eye for me.
(Wuz it my fault that they forgot to tell me to remove
the Mouthpiece
after the picture taking session
and before I began making my speech?)
Just as I wuz resoundingly being booed from the stage because
of my Boo-Boo, Boom-Boom wuz passing by the auditorium
and stopped in to see what all the commotion wuz about.
He turned out to be an angel of mercy as he helped me fight my way,
bobbing and weaving through the beligerently hostile crowd.
When we were safely out of swinging distance of the crowd,
I began to thank him and inquired about what he had been doing
since we last saw each other. He stared at me for a moment
and then began screaming at me at the same level as the hostile mob,
"SuspendA, you poor guy, all those years in the ring has taken its toll
on your vocal chords...I can't understand a word you're saying!"
Redfaced, I removed the mouthpiece and thanked him again.
His mouth dropped and in a voice filled with astonishment, said,
"IT'S A MIRACLE!!! YOU'RE CURED!..UNBELIEVABLE!"
(He always wuz a little punchy, and I didn't have the heart to correct him.)
He filled me in on his most recent achievements, closing with,
"Red,(He always called me that for short), I just got back from
Madame Q-Tipsy's Wax Museum of the World Wide Web,
where they have Exhibits of Ears and Earwax of the Rich & Famous.
A collection of Earwax from my famous Cauliflower ear is on display there.
You have to go and take BrendA...Uhhh, you're still married to her, right?"
"No, Boom-Boom, she wuz the first Mrs. SuspendA",I replied.
Then I brought him up to date, describing GlendA, SpencA and MalendA
and said it definitely will be put on my list of future must-do's.
We chatted a while longer, hugged, shook hands, retired to our corners
and when the bell sounded we went our separate ways.
So, based on Boom-Boom's suggestion we set a course for
MADAME Q-TIPSY'S WAX MUSEUM of the WWW.
It turned out to be a most enjoyable trip.
The place is filled with an eyeful and an earful of
exhibits, ranging from the famous to the unusual.
(It definitely would fit right in as a ContendA at the Fights)
There wuz an earful of logic from Mr. Spock's Vulcan ears.
It wuz singed and twisted as a result of a Vulcan Mind Meld-
A case filled with ears on loan from the Friends, Romans
and Countrymen who responded to Marc Antony's plea -
An extremely large pile of earwax, flapping like a pair of wings
that wuz donated by the Circus where Dumbo performed -
Clark Gable's Ears, which were red from embarrassment
over the unpublished response from Scarlett after his
famous "...I don't give a damn!" closer -
Ear Wax removed from Alexander Graham Bell's ear
immediately after hearing his first busy signal -
The ear Vincent Van Gogh cut off wuz hanging in a frame
painted in his own inimitable Impressionist style -
and the Museum's latest aquisition - Evander Holyfield's earlobe
indelibly impressed with Mike Tyson's teeth marks.
If you haven't heard about this wonderful side trip place to visit,
clean the Ear Wax from your ears and take it to the Museum.
For a minimally light fee they'll test and analyze it for you
and send you a detailed written report of their findings.
CONTENDA CONUNDRUMS
wuz:
Congratulations Again!!!
Julie Pulliam
DTE Computer Systems Home Page
http://www.eden.com/~johnny
(Your 2 Golden SuspendA' Awards are on the way).
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Tell us the NAME of the Site; THE URL; and which Arena it's in.
We promise to write about you giving a snappy SuspendA review
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