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WHY IS UPS DOWN?
ANNOUNCING CONTENDA CONUNDRUMS
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Our trip this week wuz an abbreviated, total wipeout.
Everything that could go wrong - DID!
We were all set to review a couple of hot spots
as we started on our journey, pulling out onto the highway
when we got stuck in the biggest traffic jam we ever experienced.
Surfers were camped out along both sides of the road -
stalled in their journey to pay homage to DKing.
Elvis must have discovered the art of cloning,
wherever he is now!
Everytime we inched forward a little to a new site -
There he wuz singing, dancing, gyrating and starring
on every Hard Drive-In Movie Screen we came to.
(I embarrassed myself by stepping on his Blue Suede shoes a few times).
Just when we thought things were clearing up -BAM!!!.
Everything came to a complete standstill - nothing moved-
The Highway wuz clogged and piled high with undelivered pagkages -
and if we managed to get by or over them we were met
by
thousands and thousands of abandoned UPS Trucks.
There wuz nothing for us to do but turn around and head home.
This wuz the shortest journey we ever took in the SuspendAmobile.
It wuz such a frustrating experience that we decided
to play some word games and had so much fun that SpencA
thought we should share the good time with everybody.
We are- and we are going to make this a regular feature.
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You might be stumped by DChump (oops!) DChamp!
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Can anyone out there suggest some Sites for the SuspendA's to visit?
Does your Site qualify for receiving "THE GOLDEN SUSPENDA"?

Tell us the NAME of the Site; THE URL; and which Arena it's in.
We promise to write about you giving a snappy SuspendA review
(time permitting) which may or may not translate into more votes.
(Apologies to those who submitted sites last week - time ran out!)
Send your nominee to
DSuspendA, please.
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and DMaestro's "The Knockout" and "The Quest"
brings the many sides of
the Site Fights and it's fighters to lite!
Cruise the rest of the Site Fights rings also.
There's lots to see and do.
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