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6/22/97
Back in my office after the break my whole being
wuz still in the state of rousing euphoria I experienced
as I listened to the stirring Kazoo music concert that
took place in DMusic Arena and conducted by Dmaestro.
[Please see
6/22/97 "ATTENTION SITE FIGHT SURFERS"]
The spectacle of seeing an entire audience marching single file
out of the Arena to the hummmable, vibrato Kazoo rendition of
"The Impossible Dream" (The Quest) from Man of La Mancha
wuz one of the most memorable moments of my first day here.
(There has been a string of embarrassing moments, also).
I'm sure that DMaestro will find Dman in his Quest.
With all those people helping him, he can't miss.
Things are changing at an accelerated rate here at The Site Fights.
Each time I leave my office for that well deserved break from
the exhausting toll avoiding work for a whole round puts on you,
I experience that strange, Yogi Berra "Vuja De"* sensation.
(*The sensation of never having experienced something before,
or experiencing it for the first time all over again).
Leaving my office during a break is a unique experience -
the door swings open and as I step out into the hallway
the sharp contrast of bright light makes my head pound -
I stagger backwards and my eyes close involuntarily.
(I've experienced this same reaction many times before in my ring career.
It wuz usually followed by a voice shouting in my cauliflower ear
"8....9....10....YER OUT!!!"
and from my prone position, through glazed eyes
I would see my opponent's arm being raised victoriously by DRef).
This time, after that momentary adjustment to the light,
I turned to run down the hall to DCorner Cafe for a snack when...
[Please see
4/6/97 "COFFEE, TEA OR ME?...OR THAT'S THE BREAKS... SON!"]
BAM!!!
I ran headfirst into a very tall, strangely dressed, standing figure.
I quickly arose from that all too familiar prone postion,
rubbing my swelling and throbbing nose and began to shadow box.
I feinted with my left...I feinted with my right...I fainted!!!
I shuffled my way around until I wuz looking at the office door
directly next to mine and my jaw dropped at what I saw.
Being a good reporter with a (still throbbing) nose for news
I sneaked a peek at a few of the notes sticking out of the mail slot.
They were all Welcoming the newest Team Leader
"DKings Pharoah".
DLetters mentioned a place with Mummy's, Pyramids and Sphynx.
There wuz a cute picture above the Name on the door. I think
its a type of Egyptian picture writing called Hieroglyphics.
(I have to take a trip over there to say hello to the ExChamp Leon Sphynx.
It's always been a mystery to me what he wuz doing these days).
Sitting back at my desk, I wuz trying to figure out where I had seen
those two Mummys guarding the office door next door.
There wuz something very familiar about them.
I'd go out during the next break and look at them again.
I picked up the unopened Pnuematic Message on my desk and opened it.
[Please see
6/22/97 "ATTENTION SITE FIGHT SURFERS"]
It looked like a bunch of those hieroglyphics to me.
This is turning out to be quite a day.
I'm continually trying to solve one mystery after another.
Just a few minutes ago it wuz Dmystery of DSphynx(Leon) -
earlier my embarrassment with D'Boys Scrapbook
[Please see
6/1/97 "SCRAPBOOK PUZZLE UNRAVELS..."]
and the puzzle of putting DFamily photos back together
[Please see
6/15/97 "....IF D'HAT FITS - WEAR IT!!!"]
and now this. What does this mean? Who sent it?
Has Egyptmania invaded the Site Fights?
Am I up the Nile without a paddle?
Is this some evil unscrupulous Pyramid scheme to drive me mad?
(As a matter of fact that's a very short drive!)
HELP...AGAIN!!
Anyone out there an expert Hieroglyphicologist or rebus champ?
WIN A GOLDEN AWARD!
Correctly interpret the mystery missive for me if you can.
Send your answer to
DSuspendA, please.
The bell sounded signalling the end of another 3 minutes
filled with a series of time wasting frivolity.
I ran out the office, hoping I wuz in time to watch
the display of fireworks celebrating Dman's come from behind
victory by default in his Miniature Golf match over
toddler, Kinsey Karlin, due to delay of match for diaper change.
[Please see
6/22/97 "ATTENTION SITE FIGHT SURFERS"]
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