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6/15/97
After reading the correct answers to DFamily picture puzzle that were
slipped under my door, I reconstructed DFamily and closed DScrapbook.
[Please see
6/15/97 SAVED BY D'BELL or IF D'HAT FITS..WEAR IT!!!]
The 3 winners all answered as follows:
A-9, B-1, C-12, D-11, E-8, F-2, G-10, H-7, I-3, J-6, K-13, L-4, M-5.
Thanks to Lady Char, Joanie, and Disney Freak.
Thank goodness my embarrassing ordeal has been laid to rest,
safely back on the shelf waiting for Dman to wax nostalgic
and come into my office looking for DBoy's Scrapbook.
I figured it wuz time to work on my 2nd article for DRose.
My first day here is almost over and I've only turned out one story.
[Please see
5/25/97 PROCASTINATOR'S PRESIDENTS DAY CELEBRATION]
I grabbed a blank sheet of paper, noisily winding it
around the roller of my 1931 Classic Underwood typewriter
and cracked my knuckles (ouch!), ready to begin.
My fingers headed limberly for the keyboard -
My entire creative thrust wuz suddenly interrupted
by a loud, jarring, hollow voice coming somewhere from above
me.
"ATTENTION SITE FIGHT
SURFERS...
This Afternoon's Activities Are As Follows...."
Startled, I looked up and there just below the ceiling
two megaphones were mounted, pulsating from the sound.
(I remembered reading a description in the Employee handbook
about the PU System.How DMan wuz pleased to have acquired
this modern Public Address System from the Pugilist University
Campus
just prior to it going down for the final count.
This unique marvel of modern technology is made up of
2 Cheerleader Megaphones mounted near the ceiling of each office.
A team of very 'loudspeakers' sits high on a scaffold
just outside an office and shouts into a hole in the wall
located at the mouthpieces of each megaphone.
They receive an updated list of items from Dman a few times a day
and in their trained louspeaker voices shout them into the office
and through the hallways, keeping employees and visitors
informed of the day's Special Events).
"WELCOME...As a follow-up to this mornings terrific prelims,
we have an exciting roster of Main Events for your pleasure...
but first, a few Family announcements".
the cacaphony of muffled shouting droned on.
"Please be careful as you pass 'Wombats Warriors' office
our maintenance crew is engaged in 'Roo Poo removal
and there are still some slippery areas in this location.
Lady Char has asked Dman to speak to Merlin's Magicians as to
whether he wuz responsible for turning her swords and lances
into Plowshares... and if so, to please restore them .
All visitors are invited to participate in a 'Thumbs up/Thumbs Down,
Throw-em to the Lions Vote at Grapholina's Gladiator Arena.
The next vote is scheduled to begin prior to Round Fourteen.
Smiling, stuffed lion dolls will be given to the first 50 children attending.
All members of DFamily are reminded that our Pnuematic Tube System
is due for a Blowout by the Windy City Pnuematic Tube people
later today, so please send all interoffice mail early.
[Please see
5/18/97 "SITE FIGHTS SLEEPS BEGINS"]
Be sure not to miss one of our daily crowd pleasers!
Watch DFairy's wingding Synchronized Stunt Flying Exhibition
and Busby Berkley Choreographed Aerial Dance Pattern Display.
Spirit Sticks will be given to all Grownups accompanied by a child.
For those of you who like to talk and chat,
head down to DCafe and chat with Dpapa.
Keyboards are available for those who need them.
There are still some choice seats available for
the gala concert conducted by DMaestro in DMusic Arena.
This is the debut performance of 'The Kalamazoo Kazoo Marching
Band'.
DMaestro and DBand leave for a Quest/Road Tour right after
DConcert
[Please see
3/16/97 "WORKING NINE TO FIVE"]
Those of you who are staying past sundown will have the opportunity
to meet and greet Andromeda's All-Stars, whose parttime
job is to light the building at night. The first 100 visitors
to our exciting new Family Member ContendA's place will
will receive a FREE supply of Milky Ways and Mars Bars.
Finally...Will Kenny and Kissy Karlin of the
'Kenny and Kissy's Kids Keen Kottage Home Pages'
please go upstairs to Dman's office immediately, if not sooner.
Your son Kinsey has placed Dman in an awkward position.
He holds a twelve stroke lead in their Miniature Golf Match
and they've only completed the first hole.
Kinsey's baby stroller is making ruts in the course
and he needs a diaper change before the next hole."
The voice thanked everyone, wished them a nice day and signed off.
A moment later the Pneumatic Tube belched a last gasp type sound,
much like a dying swan, causing a familiar rush of wind and
ejected a new cylindrical message tube on my desk.
Just as I reached for it the buzzer sounded and the Round wuz over.
I figured I would look at it when I came back from the break.
I opened the door and hurried down the hall to make sure
I wuz first in line for the FREE Milky ways....
DRose's Rumble Review for The lighter side of the Site Fights
and DMaestro's The Knockout brings the many sides of
the Site Fights and it's fighters to lite!
Cruise the rest of the Site Fights rings also.
There's lots to see and do.
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