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The ContendA who wears one red SuspendA
STOP THE PRESSES!!!
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6/1/97
The office had an intense aura of fear!!!
I wuz in a paralyzed state of panic! I needed HELP!!!
I wuz about to go down for the final count.
If Dman wuz to come in to my office after playing a round
of Miniature Golf and ask me to give him his Scrapbook
before I had a chance to put it back together again -
I WUZ DEAD!!!
[Please see
6/1/97 SCRAPBOOK PUZZLE UNRAVELS!!!
and help DsuspendA put the pieces of the puzzle together.]
My short lived second career here at the Site Fights
could end any second and I'd be back out on the street, or like
many ex-ContendAs, attempt to make a dumb comeback
and have my brain(?) scrambled like an omelette.
(Some of my one liners have been called 'dumb comebacks'.)
What would happen to GlendA and the Kids?
Could they sustain the stigma of my shame?
I can see some of the neighbors standing in the checkout line
at the Supermarket, reading the tabloid headline -
DSUSPENDA SUSPENDAD BY DMAN!
EXSCRAPPER UNHINGED BY SCRAPBOOK MISHAP!
SuspendAs SuspendA is not the only thing RED!
If someone doesn't send me the answer to the
Scrapbook Puzzle I won't be able to continue.
Maybe I should stand on a chair - toss my SuspendA
over a beam in the ceiling - tie it around my neck and jump!
(Nah!! The SuspendA would stretch and contract,
stretch and contract,
and I'd bang my head on the ceiling
and my feet on the floor like a yo-yo.
Maybe I could find a spot in the back of one of
the dusty top shelves, curl up and disappear.
Hey!! Why don't I contact Josh, the newest member of Dfamily
at his new team site, "Merlin's Magicians", and ask him
if his magic is strong enough to make me disappear!
(That might be a good place to throw myself back into the ring
as The All Red ContendA who wears one red SuspendA.)
Until someone sends mee the answer to the Scrapbook Puzzle
I will not be able to think about any new story angles
or places that I should cover in future articles.
DRose is not going to like this. Just as I'm getting started -
I'm being beaten up by a handful of pictures of exChamps.
DRose's Rumble Review for The lighter side of the Site Fights
and DMaestro's The Knockout brings the many sides of
the Site Fights and it's fighters to lite!
Cruise the rest of the Site Fights rings also.
There's lots to see and do.
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