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THE LONGEST DAY CONTINUES
COFFEE, TEA OR ME?....
OR THAT'S THE BREAKS,... SON!
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After developing the snapshots of the Ads
and posting my story
(See 3/30/97) with DRose
the gong sounded signalling the end of another round.
As I raced down the hallway towards D'Corner Coffee Shoppe
I realized that I've already been here for a total of four rounds
and three breaks. I did some quick calculations on my fingers -
4 rounds @3 minutes each plus 3 breaks @ 2 minutes each.....
gave me a total of......?
a total of........?
(Hey! don't rush me...I only have so many fingers, ya know).
EIGHTEEN MINUTES!!!!WOW!!!!
No wonder I'm so knocked out.
Working here at the Site Fights is tougher that I thought.
I really needed this 2 minute break. The Union knew what they wuz
doing when they negotiated the present contract.
Apologies to George Bellows, "Between Rounds", 1923
I arrived at D'Entrance to D'Corner Coffee Shoppe and went in.
I found an unoccupied corner - let me explain.
The entire room is composed of nothing but corners.
It is a most unique architectural achievement
and probably was designed to fit D'Name of the place.
Each corner has a stool, a manager and a second.
They are there to personally advise you during the break.
The second, first hands you a wet, hot towel
to wash away the grime accumulated avoiding doing dirty work,
or for that matter, any work at all.
Then he offers you a choice of either fresh SPAR-RING spring water,
or SPAR-KLING carbonated 2 cents plain seltzer water
to be sprayed into your mouth from a plastic bottle,
all, while performing cosmetic touch-ups on your face.
(The seltzer makes you spread Effervescent Spirit dust every time you burp)
Dmanager, meanwhile, gives you a rousing pep talk
about how pleased Dman is with your performance
and DSpirit that you got through another round.
He says things like "You were terrific as you bobbed and weaved....
...adroitly avoided any contact with job related tasks.....
...you exemplify what the Site Fights is all about."
He continues,"While you're here on your break,
let me tell you about today's specials, not listed on the menu.
For openers we have a wonderful Creamed Cauliflower Ear Soup,
poured straight from the can into ceramic boxing glove bowls.
Our appetizer of the Day is an International delite!...
"Chinese Chicken Won Two Punch Dumplings"
gently seasoned in a Kangaroo barley and hops sauce
flown in from Wombat's Warriors in Australia....
and blown cool by Magnificent Momma's lips, through her paper bag.
If I might suggest, for a light greenery we have a handpicked
Champignon, gold leafed mushroom salad,
served in an edible Dman Dome crystal golf hole cup.
Our slate of Entrees in the Main Event is as follows:..
A grilled "Cheese I couldA been a ContendA" sandwich,
seared and melted down to ashes of perfection
in the Scorcher Area of Phoenix's Warlords kitchen.
A radiantly glowing"Chicken Fracas-see"
delicately barbequed to a succulent burnt umber
in a Radioactive Rumble microwave oven,
then plucked from the fire and power hosed off
by culinary trainees attending "Luke's Firefighters" short order cooking school.
If you're a meat and potatoes type of eater,
Nick's Knockout Artists knocked out
a "Punch 'em in the Rib Roast of Beef" garnished with
Blackeyed peas and fresh Rutabaga Ring as a side dish.
Its our choice Uppercut selection of the day.
Finally we offer a Middle Aged Southern delicacy -
"Lady CharBroiled Medallions of Burger King Arthur Patty"
made from 100 percent meat obtained direct from
our newest Sattelite ring "Amber's Wild Mustangs"
and skewered on a jousting lance with an assortment of vegetables -
or served your way, with a side of Home Style Couch potatoes."
He took a deep breath and continued,
"Dman has spared no expense in gathering an excellent
selection of desserts here at DCoffee Shoppe, including
A slice of "DCheesecake Between Rounds",
A slice of "Rocky Maraschino" cherry pie,
topped with a fistful of "Rocky Road to D'Dome" ice cream.
"Blackeyed Susan Cookies" served in a two fisted cookie jar
or a choice of a Chocolate or Cranberry Fruit Ring2.
Instead of water or seltzer we also have
a Hot Cider Punch that packs a real wallop.
If you're tight on time, we've prepared a special
Express Shadow Boxed Lunch that you can have "To Go!"
He finished, smiled and waited for my order.
I didn't have the heart to stop him while he recited the lengthy list,
made longer as he added relish (Groan!!) to his descriptions of each dish.
When he finished I thanked him and as the buzzer sounded
signalling the end of the 2 minute break, I said,
"I'll just have another mouthful of water spray to go and I'll eat
the Peanut butter and Spam sandwich that GlendA packed for me
when I get back to the office during the next round.
I rose and shuffled around in the Corner a moment
threw some practice punches, left and right,
and rushed out the door and down the hall.
DRose's Rumble Review for The lighter side of the Site Fights.
DMaestro's The Knockout brings the many sides of
the Site Fights and it's fighters to lite!
Cruise the rest of the Site Fights rings also.
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