Who's Dman - Issue 26B: Interview with D'agony Uncle

D'agony Uncle was left alone once DFairy Star was gone. All the fairies left the stidio. Odette, Dfun and Dlight all staied though. They pulled up chairs next to D'agony Uncle. It was the first time I'd seen Dfun without Dspot. I didn't kow if I should worry or not. With my fingers plugging my nose, I performed my duties of interviewing D'agony Uncle, here's how it went.

	DUncle	Who the heck are you, And why do you smell so bad?
	D'Agony Uncle	Well, a fine howdy-do to you too. What kinda way is that to start this interview. I thought you said it was gonna be nice. If you really must know. I smell like this by choice. You see, taking a bath, or brushing my teeth makes the smell and taste of the fairy wings go away. Therefore I don't do either. As for who I am, you'll just have to wait and see.
	DUncle	What kind of questoins have you been recieving?
	D'Agony Uncle	All sorts of questions. You'd really have to stop by my place and read up. I've gotetn far to many to really sum it all up in one answer.
	DUncle	Why did you start this Fairy wing collection?
	D'Agony Uncle	I really don't know why. I guess when I was a fairy, I'd eaten my own wings. They were real good. So I decided that if my own tasted so good, I'd try someone elses.
	DUncle	What fairies have you gotten recently?
	D'Agony Uncle	Lessee here. There've been so many. But the best ones I've gotten were Fairy Athena, Fairy Darkness, and Fairy BabyStar. Some of the others include Fairy Princess Jen,Lady MoonWind and Lady Echooo.
	DUncle	Where did they go afterwords?
	D'Agony Uncle	Most of them give an excuse like, I'm too busy with things, or I've become a team leader. Things like that. But they really get embarassed when they've lost their wings to me. You see, they get going around the site fights so much, that they get tired. When they stop to take a rest, that's when I get em. BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
	DUncle	I've heard rumor of a resistance. What is that about?
	D'Agony Uncle	Ya see, these fairies, they've been pelting me with all kinda things. Snowballs, WaterBalloons, Fairy Dust, kisses, flowers. So I've decided that I need my own group to get back at these fairies. So Odette, Dfun, and a few other fairies have joined up with me to fight back against these fairies who've decided that I'm like bad or something.
	DUncle	What have the fairies done to you?
	D'Agony Uncle	Gosh, what haven't they done. I've been assimilated (But I know Dstarla real well, so she let me out). I've been mummified, I've been thrown in Jail. All that and plus all the things they're throwing at me. *grrrr*
	DUncle	What do you have planned for the future?
	D'Agony Uncle	It's a secret. But if you REALLY must know. Dstarla is building, ummm.. well, never mind. Let's just say, it's gonna be BIG!!!
	DUncle	Why do you hide down in Dforest?
	D'Agony Uncle	Why not? It's quiet. Lots of trees. I can catch all kinda unsuspecting animals. You should see all the different kinda pizzas I can make. It's really quite the perfect place for me.
	DUncle	In your mind, Who's Dman?
	D'Agony Uncle	Dman? Can't say as I've had a chance to meet him yet. Til I do, I'll keep my opinions to myself. Don't want him to throw me out of Dforest ya know.

Well, um, thanks D'agony. I guess. After our interview, D'agony Uncle and his entorage left the studio. Djanitor mumbled a few obsenities as he cleaned up all the water and mud from their visit. I sat back and thought for quite some time. I had a feeling I knew who this guy was. There was something awful familiar about him.

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