Who's Dman - Issue 16: Interview With DKitten

That's right, Dtigers won the Dwall contest. Duncle is sitting back and taking a break. While I was relaxing before the ceremony of presenting the award to Dkitten. I took the chance to interview her. She was a bit nervous. A scratch behind the ears, a stroke down the back (good thing my wife couldn't make it, I'd be dead right now). Soon she'd calmed down enough to allow me to interview her.

	DUncle	When did you become involved with the Site Fights?
	DKitten	Well i do believe it was about the end of October 1997 when i had joined up with the Wombats when i got all the way to the Dome with fighting and lost out there by one point Once I was done there I then with the Fantastic help of Dman and Dwombat started the Tigers team DWombat guided me all the way to getting the tigers on the right road without a word or a fuss was here right thru all my learning of getting the Tigers up and running..
	DUncle	How do you feel about Winning the Dwall contest for June?
	DKitten	WOWOW it was the greatest feeling to win the button wall to see that all the hard work of all the DTigers had done it was the greatest feeling to see them be awarded for all their hard work and Team effort!!!!
	DUncle	What changes have Dtigers gone through this year?
	DKitten	Well we have gone through a name change we started out as DKithammer Tigers then about two months ago I had found myself and many others saying DTigers and i actually really liked the name so i started to work on changing the name along with the Fantastic help of our fairy leader Lady Garfield she worked with me side by side didnt leave once till everything was complete with new graphics changing the names on everything we had up she was one that motivated me all the way to complete our name change. Thank you Lady Garfield for your devotion to the Team and the SiteFights!! At first we didnt have a Tiger webring or a Tiger Adoption and we now have both going very strong.
	DUncle	Do you have any assistants?
	DKitten	Yes right now I have two assistants Sherbear and Jackhammer they both are great assistants and are always just a step away anytime they are needed by me or by the Tiger team mates they have done a fantastic job for the DTigers we couldnt do it without them !!!!
	DUncle	What do you do in your spare time (when not bieng a team leader)?
	DKitten	Spare time?????? lmao yeah ok hmmm well lets see oh yes I do get some sleep hehe right now I don't have alot of spare time I either work on the DTigers things or helping others succeed in their goals where I can when I am needed. I am very devoted to the DTigers so I try to be here as much as I can but when I am not I am taking care of three girls and keeping them happy as well. Then i also run my business of Web Designing so you can see with all this I don't have to much spare time I like to keep busy and I do at all times.
	DUncle	How far has your best fighter made it. (any dome winners)?
	DKitten	We have had fighters make it to the dome but none that have won it but this is going to change as of this week our DTiger Mystical Place will be our first winner in the dome this week GREAT job Tiger!!!!!!
	DUncle	What has been you favorite experience in the Site Fights?
	DKitten	Oh my favorite thing about the Site Fights is the friendships the great people i have come to meet in the Site Fights this has to be the best next to watching the team spirits that cross the fights it is just one great feeling to see so many spirited teams and people and of course then there is DFamily everyone is just great and I am so proud to be a part of it all.
	DUncle	Where do you see Dtigers in the future?
	DKitten	Well I first see right now the DTigers becoming one of the biggest and greatest teams in the Site Fights I am right now looking at a few changes for the DTigers in hopes of course they will be great ones for everyone to enjoy and nope am not saying what is hiding under my paws hehehe but I want the DTigers to be a big part of the fights and not just an existing team so I and the Tigers are going to work extra hard to see that we are a large part of the Site Fights in many many ways
	DUncle	Can we look forward to any special events from Dtigers in the future?
	DKitten	Right now I can say there are some changes coming as in events from DTigers!! I am not going to say what they are as there is alot to do before we can go thru with any of them but yes watch out the DTigers are coming full force and everyone is going to hear us ROAR!!! our way around the Site Fights
	DUncle	In your mind, Who's Dman?
	DKitten	DMan ah who is that??? lmao kidding no serious Dman to me is one great man he is the Site Fights he is what has made DFamily if it wasn't for his efforts and his assistants efforts where would we all be in some chat room bored to tears ?? I think this man is one of the greatest he has created something here that has brought so many people together on the net I know myself for one I wouldn't of met half the people I have if it wasn't for the Site Fights SO he has brought us ALL friendships, family, spirit and most of all so much love for so many of us... Without him none of us would have half of what we do with so many great people!! Thank you Dman for being the great person you are for bringing us all together!!!! I want to thank everyone i mean everyone Lady Garfield for her support always here when I needed always ready to jump and help me when ever i needed. DWombat for your support and confidence in me to get the Tigers up and running!!! Jackie and Sherbear for all they have done for the Tigers and for myself. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for all the above and the Tigers wouldn't be who they are without the great team mates and all the effort of the great friends helping run the team!!!!

DWall Award Ceremony for DTigers
Thanks so much Dkitten. She said she was boring. I didn't believe it for a second. And if you wondered how the ceremony went, well let me tell you about it. Not a pretty sight. Read on.......

I arrived early enough to make sure that things weren't getting out of hand. A few had shown up earlier than I had. They'd been there for a couple of hours. Apparently their watches worked differently then mine. I didn't realize just how long I'd waited before presenting the award. I was so embarassed. I got out some polish and began to rub vigoursly on the award. Lo and behold, a Geni popped out. "I will grant you three wishes." It bellowed. Ok.. make my tux fit. *poof* like magic (well actually it was magic) it fit. I hadn't been able to get my tux to fit right since my wife had her baby.

I decide that this should remain a secret. But I had to get my other two wishes BEFORE I gave the award to Dkitten. how could I do this. I would just have to stall, that's all. I peeked out from behind the curtain. So many people were filling the room. Happy faces were everywhere. My palms began to sweat. I dropped the award.. OH NO!!. now I'd have to get it repaired before I could present it. I'd let my graphics slave (Seska) off her chain for the evening. what was I gonna do. I got out a hammer and went to town. The hammer called herself Jack. I still can't figure that one out.

Once the award was all ready to go again. I made my entrance. the room was busier than ever. The music was getting on my nerves. I couldn't turn it off. I wish there was better music. It stopped. Wha?!?!?! The doors flung open and Dsuspenda marched in with a band. The band was playing kazoos. was this a bad dream. We lost Dforesome and now we had Kazoos at the awards. Everyone loved it. They were up and cheering. Well, this was going well. I wasted a wish. I couldn't believe it. Only one was left. And now I had Dsuspenda here. I know he's done some awards in his time. I've seen his monkey suit before.

Dsuspenda sat in the orchastra pit. The band hummed quietly. "Congradulations Dtigers!" I said, The din was deafening. they all were on the feet cheering and patting themselves on their back. Once they'd quieted down. "And now a word from Dkitten." I waited. and waited. "And now a word from DKITTEN!!!" still nothing. Hmm... I went on. "You all did a great job with Dwall. You should be proud of yourse..." Dkitten jumped in, "Dtigers, you did such a wonderful job with Dwall. You all showed great Spirit and enthusasim. Thank you so much for doing a great job in this contest." She walked quickly off the stage. "Ok, then without further ADO.. here's the AWARD!!!" I pulled aside the curtian.

There were oohs, and ahs from the crowd. the award sparkled in the spotlight. " I wish I could have made this more entertianing for you." Wee-One WAKKO suddenly turned into a muffin. Hopping around like a mexican jumping muffin, the champaign fountain got knocked over. I saw Dspot chasing Dkitten. Dtigers rushed the stage to get the award. I ran off the stage to avoid being trampled. As soon as I landed, I slid across the floor. My shoes were out of control I slid straight out the exit. In the background I could hear Dtigers yelling their thanks.

An Idea strikes...
Whew. It's amazing I made it out alive. I was glad to have that behind me. Duncle was quite ready for a day of rest. Dwall contest is on hold, The award for June had been presented, Dforesome was over, The newsletter had gotten out, Dspot was finally potty trained (sorry for what he did over that way Dfairy, Dspirit, and everyone else Dspot left his mark on). He just wants to make sure people can find him. I sat down on Dcouch, Dspot hopped up onto my lap. He licked my face and lay down. I sighed. Boy was I tired. I grabbed Dlaptop next Dcouch and began to type out Who's Dman. My last Duty. as the words about the Awards ceremony got out I drifted off. Dspot didn't seem to mind my snoring. I had a dream about Bruce Jenner, Wheaties, Dsuspenda, Dcathalons Dman and Nick. I woke up in a sweat. what did it all mean. I had to call Dsuspenda and find out if he had the same dream. Could we have another chance to beat them.. hmmmmm.....D'decathalon

In the next issue, Who's Dman? interviews DSpirit...

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